Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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