i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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