Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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