THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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