if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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