He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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