Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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