Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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