You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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