I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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