Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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