Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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