sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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