love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Randomize