I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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