why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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