Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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