Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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