I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize
