I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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