I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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