we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Sober January is a disaster.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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