can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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