She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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