you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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