am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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