whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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