please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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