I don't think brook has ever known best
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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