lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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