plz talk dirty to me
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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