is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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