Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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