Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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