Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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