I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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