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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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