The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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