I don't think brook has ever known best
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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