I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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