It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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