you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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