I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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