no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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