that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I will be naked everywhere
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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