I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It was confusing and full of hummus
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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