your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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