butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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