i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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