So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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