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I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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