VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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