it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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