I met the friendliest cop last night
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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