We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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