Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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